🪠 Flushing out local government crap since 2026

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Civic Doodie

Crowdsourced tracking of the two things cities always ignore:
dangerous potholes and parking zone & meter nonsense

You report it. We map it. The city finally has to deal with it.

Our Two Primary Doodie Trackers

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Pothole Tracker

Live Map

Report dangerous potholes the city keeps ignoring. Crowd-powered map shows exactly where they are and how long they’ve been there.

Real-time heat map
Days ignored counter
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Parking Tracker

Live Map

Catch ridiculous parking zone rules, broken meters, conflicting signs, and “pay here but it’s residents only” nonsense.

Photo evidence
Stink level rating

Latest Reported Doodies 💩

POTHOLE • Shirley, NY Stink Level: 💩💩💩💩

Main Street pothole has been here since February

City says “we’ll get to it” for the 47th time. Photo evidence attached.

3 hours ago • 2.4k views
PARKING • Downtown Stink Level: 💩💩💩💩💩

Meter says 2-hour max but sign says “No parking 8am–6pm”

Ticketed 4 people this week for following the meter. Classic.

Yesterday • 1.8k views
POTHOLE • Suffolk County Stink Level: 💩💩💩

Same crater on Route 25 has swallowed 3 tires this month

Still not on any repair schedule.

2 days ago • 890 views

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